2015網絡流行語帶翻譯

2015網絡流行語帶翻譯

　　No.1 Hiberdating

　　Definition :means dating in the winter months, or the situation that someone ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend. The second meaning is more popular. The word hiberdating is a blending of the word "hibernating" and "dating", which means a person is in a state of inactivity (hibernating) among friends when dating someone.

　　E.g. I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.

　　有異性沒人性

　　Hiberdating指在冬季約會戀愛，或者指某人在談戀愛期間忽略其他朋友的情況，也就是我們常說的“有異性沒人性”。第二種用法更普遍一些。Hiberdating這個詞是hibernating(冬眠)和dating(約會)兩個詞的合成詞，由此便可知它的意思是一個人在約會戀愛期間中斷與朋友聯絡的狀況。

　　自從4個月前詹妮弗跟泰德約會以來，我就一直沒有過她的消息。

　　No.2 Askhole

　　Definition: a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

　　E.g. I’m sure stock brokers and lawyers can quickly think of dozens of askholes from among their clientele. That’s not to mention management consultants, counsellors, teachers, parents, and so on —all of whom have dealt with askholes.

　　愛問鬼

　　意思是一個老愛向別人征求建議，卻又不聽建議，老是對著干的人。

　　我敢肯定，股票經紀人、律師很快就能想起一大票愛問鬼客戶，更不用說那些管理顧問、咨詢師、教師、父母等等——他們全都遭遇過愛問鬼。

　　No.3 Masturdating

　　Definition: going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

　　E.g. Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating.

　　自我約會

　　獨自外出。例如：一個人看電影，吃飯等。(類似一個人的約會)

　　哥們，我就沒發現哪個國家還有跟我一樣的老男人。我沉溺于長期自我安慰的約會中不能自拔了。

　　No.4 Bedgasm

　　Definition: a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity.

　　E.g. It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.

　　在床上極其享受的感覺

　　當結束了一天18個小時的工作、一段長途旅行或數小時極為疲憊的體力活動后，爬到床上后所產生的那種徹底難以抑制的幸福愉快感。

　　大半夜的連開三個小時的車，我實在是很難保持清醒。當我到家后，我爬到床上鉆進被窩，徹底享受了10分鐘的身體放松愉快感。

　　No.5 Textpectation

　　Definition: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

　　E.g. I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.

　　期待回復短信的少女情懷

　　指等著別人回復短信時那種期待的感覺。(有點少女情懷的感覺)

　　我剛剛給她發了個短信約她出來——但是現在那種期待得到回復的迫切感簡直要殺了我。